KAWAD.......

My school's sports day is on 2nd Feb, which is coming sat. I'm in kawad for my dear librarian team............wow, even librarians do marching!!! haha, not only librarians but prefects n all the ketua tingkatan too involve in marching in their respective teams! Its kinda interesting coz all the teams(uniforms bodies n sports houses) r practising together at the same time alocated by school. so, there's no worries abt skipping classes. But its also kinda tension sometimes, but nvm, only for another week n everything will be over than.

chemistry jokes.....

1. What did one atom tell another?
- I think I lost an electron
- Are you sure?- Yes, I'm positive.

2. A small piece of sodium which lived in a testube fell in love with a bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the sodium.The bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".

3. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No,but I know where I am".

4. A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: " How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, it's no charge".

5. Why did the white bear dissolve in water?- Because it was polar.

6. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?- A one molar solution.

7. Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?- Because it's in the ground state.

8. What do you do with a dead chemist?- Barium

9. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?- They're cheaper than day rates.

10. What happens when electrons lose their energy?- They get Bohr'd.

11. What did one titration tell the other?- Let's meet at the endpoint.

12. Why are chemists great for solving problems?- They have all the solutions.

13. Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?- Because it's basic stuff.

14. What is a cation afraid of?- A dogion.

15. Why did the ice cube get divorced?- His wife said he was too ! cold.

16. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?- They bonded well from the minute they met.

17. What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?- Methylated spirits.

18. If H20 is water what is H204?-Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

19. A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guests joules. A tall,strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one.The guests were very grateful to this man, and theywanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

To realize

To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one.
To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate.
To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.
To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has Given birth to a premature baby.
To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident.
To realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has Won a silver medal in the Olympics.
To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.